Where it's at.
Hey. Yo. How you iz, showbiz?
My name is Carolyn. I'm pretty much a regular girl,
except I'm really awesome. What are you all about?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
You may have seen me on:
The premiere episode of the current season.
For a hot second. It was a second. But it was hot.
You know, it's me, Miss CKC!
Representin' the O-S-W-E-G-Uh-oh!
Stayin' alive in the 3-1-5.
Bringin' the show straight from Lake Ontario!
What? Yes. Fo sho. Uh-huh. Yup. And all that. Fo real.
HARLEM USA, BIZNITCH!
Word(s). Look: I was also a regional finalist on the first episode of
Nick-at-Nite's Funniest Mom in America 3.
I think Hal Sparks wanted to french me. It's just a feeling I had.

From the jump the crowds loved them some CKC!
Especially these fools, who featured my clip on their shows:
